THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn: Review Tour, Teasers, Giveaway & Mary’s Review
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It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
The Randy Romance Novelist is absolutely hilarious!! So many funny Meghan-ism that bring to life the quirky, over the top, always putting her foot in her mouth remarks and antics of Rosie. Rosie is just so cotton picking naïve and sincerely cute that you cannot help but love her.
We know that Rosie has played the “V” card. Her and Henry are now living together and adjusting to the woes of sharing their lives and space with each other. Not only are she and Henry adjust to sharing their living space but Rosie has now acquired an insatiable need for sex. This in and of itself leads to many absolutely gut wrenching laughs!!
Henry is to swoon for! He’s a really nice guy, handsome, hardworking and totally in love with Rosie. And in spite of all of Rosie’s craziness, especially her untimely remarks, he takes it all in stride. But then Tasha, an ex-girlfriend, goes to work for his company in direct competition with Henry. Henry’s new dilemma is now whether to tell Rosie or not, especially with her over the top behavior. What would happen if Rosie found out?
I also loved Rosie’s best friend, Delaney, who was the polar opposite of Rosie. Delaney had asked Rosie to be her maid of honor and also to plan her bachelorette party…. with strict instructions of having every sort of p**is bauble and trimming she could find. I seriously laughed out loud so many times at Rosie’s planning – execution of this party and totally adored Henry helping her out. What an absolutely freakin awesome guy!! Now that is true love!! Lol
A few other LOL moments in the book was the appearances of Sir-Licks-A lot and his pompous and crass behavior.
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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